If it didn't cost $89, I would tear my Metrocard into tiny tiny pieces with my savage teeth.

Please swipe again

Please swipe again

Please swipe again

Please swipe again

Breathe. Don't scream. You have a very good life. You are not missing any limbs and you have a family that loves you. Breathe. Swipe again.

Please swipe card again at this turnstile

And I hear the train coming. It's the last train until midnight. Swipe, goddammit. You cost $89, for God's sake. DO SOMETHING RIGHT. LET ME THROUGH!!

The train is coming. Fuck my life. My life sucks. My life is terrible. Sweat is dripping from my hair into my ears. My life SUCKS.

The train is gone.

Please swipe again

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