Last night, I was at my restaurant job and I dropped off a bottle of tap water and six small plates to my friend's table, as she worked their first round of drinks. As I set the plates and the bottle in the middle of the table, the girl on the end looked up at me and said, "Are we supposed to drink water out of plates?"
I was so stunned by this Bitchiest Question I'd Ever Heard that I made her repeat it. "Excuse me?"
With eyes wide, she asked again, "Are we supposed to drink water out of plates?"
I fought between slapping her across the face and screaming, but finally I settled on replying, coolly, "Elizabeth is right behind me with your glasses of water." And then I walked off.
WHAT A BITCH. I've never heard anything so nasty! I was appalled, humiliated, pissed and also hysterical with laughter all at the same time. Get OUT of here, lady. Through with you.
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Get OUT of here
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